It always amazes me how few people remember the bit in the Highway Code about keeping left unless overtaking*.
It's a simple rule. You pull out. You overtake. You pull back in.

But for some, this rule is forgotten, misunderstood or just ignored. Instead of pulling back in, they cruise in the middle lane, or Lane 2 in official terms. They are what is known as a road hog, but we have a new name for them: The Middle Lane Moron.

09 Sep 2007, 9.30am, M40 A moron, caught in the 3 pointed gunsight of my Mercedes. Now, why didn't I tick the box marked 'Moron Seeking Missiles' at the time of order? Doh.

Foreword by Derestrictor - a word from our patron saint, the thesaurus rex himself...

*Amazingly enough, I dug out the relevant bits here: www.highwaycode.gov.uk/11.htm#112

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