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Middle Lane Morons

Sign the petition here

Spread the word. Tell people about this site. Tell off friends if they display moronic road manners. Buy a bumper sticker here.

Contribute to this site. If you are a passenger in a car travelling on a multi-lane carriageway, bring your digital camera. Take pics of the worst offenders and submit them to this site for consideration. The best ones make it to the Moron Gallery. Tips and hints about in car photography can be found here.

Lead by example. Always keep left unless overtaking when reasonable to do so.

Lobby the Department of Transport. Email the signage bods at the Department of Transport… traffic.signs@dft.gsi.gov.uk Ask them to erect more Keep Left Unless Overtaking signage on our multi-lane roads, and request for gantry dot matrix displays to show this message as a default.

Don't get too wound up about it. I hate middle lane morons as much as you, if not more. However, it is all too easy to start dreaming about meting out justice, Mad Max style. This isn't good for anyone. So please, keep the baseball bat and spiked bull bars at home. Try and teach morons the error of their ways with courtesy not contempt.