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Middle Lane Morons

It is more convenient for them to cruise in a lane that has less slow moving traffic and less vehicles joining from slip roads. In theory, you could probably get from one end of the motorway to the next at a constant 80mph, without indicating once, or looking in your mirrors. Yes, this is lazy. Yes, this creates mayhem for everyone else. Yes, they are discourteous b*stards.


A chimp, yesterday
 
They feel it is safer to be in the middle lane, rather than keeping on having to pull out. Yet they present a moving roadblock to faster machinery that may one day misjudge their speed and crash into them. And by forcing cars to undertake or overtake around them, they are passing on that danger to other motorists. Selfish, selfish, selfish.
 
They can. How many times have you seen a police car pull over someone for being a middle lane moron? Not that often, I bet. The fact is, most people put up with these road-hogging antics. Being publicly pilloried on this website is perhaps the hardest punishment we can currently foist upon them. Do so with relish.